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| spider | Chaos Reigns Within, Reflect, Repent, and Reboot, Order shall return | | |
| MazY | Of course I don't look busy - I did it right the first time! | | |
| MazY | Damn, I can't think of a quote! | | |
| DiZZiD | Matt and MazY are the best ! :) | | |
| neptunium | Do you feel that aerobics is a sport - a SPECTATOR sport? | | |
| Matt | El Niño is Spanish for "The Niño" | | |
| neptunium | Never put people or animals in a locked vehicle for any length of time. | | |
| neptunium | NASCAR: North American Society for the Creation of Alcoholic Rednecks | | |
| neptunium | Do you feel that it's just not a bonfire unless it can be seen... FROM SPACE? | | |
| joshuahsu | Where there is a will, there is a way. | | |
| neptunium | Where there is a will, there are greedy, worthless relatives! | | |
| bryte | "If you see a fire stop drop and roll" | | |
| eztune | If you over design, only the molecules know the difference. If you under design, the whole world will know the difference | | |
| Abelius | What sons try to remember, fathers try to forget... | | |
| neptunium | Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you. Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about, you little whiner! | | |
| neptunium | You must sign a waiver before eating my spicy chili! | | |
| beso | ქართულის გამოცდა 'მეგა-ბი-ბი-ეს'-ზე | | |
| neptunium | If you see a fire, grab some marshmallows and long sticks! | | |
| Zenderfal | I'm bored with life. Time to buy a new one. | | |
| neptunium | Pokensasha Sez: You're addicted when you were the latest poster in all the forums! | | |
| milosz | _/) _/) Sail Fast, Watch for Sharks _/) _/) | | |
| Abelius | Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. | | |
| Abelius | Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things. | | |
| neptunium | Hot damn on buttered bread, Matt! You kick ass! | | |
| matt | There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't | | |
| matt | Proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out | | |
| Chad | I want credit for my witty quotes! | | |
| Chad | All the happiness in the world won't make you rich! | | |
| Chad | Eat at Joe's | | |
| Chad | Halflings UNTIE! (halfling call to arms lol) | | |
| MazY | I'm always too busy to finish what I..... | | |
| pixelboy | You know the rules.There are no rules... | | |
| Chad | MazY has a google.com fetish | | |
| Chad | Matt likes his leftover Turkey cold with tobasco sauce | | |
| Chad | dude speak friggin English wtf? (Skater Gnome) | | |
| Chad | Welcome to Wackyville - Matt | | |
| Chad | Enough of this Tomfoolery - Matt | | |
| Chad | Random quote : Random quote : Random quote : | | |
| Matt | The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. | | |
| Carnster | ...Dam Women... I would be gay if the thoughts of it didn't make me sick! | | |
| Chad | There is no spoon. | | |
| Chad | Dude! What's mine say? | | |
| Chad | Sweet! What's mine say!? | | |
| Lofty | There is a better world.......But it's dam expensive | | |
| Lofty | The trouble with growing up is...you cant run around naked as much | | |
| recedo | bahhhhh | | |
| Chad | I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to loose control and I think I like it. | | |
| spyder | Bleh.... | | |
| Chad | Just because I have ADHD doesn't mean-oh cool, where's this link go to? | | |
| Chad | OMG they killed Kenny! | | |
| Chad | TIMMMYYYYY! | | |
| Chad | Greetings Starfighter. You have been selected by.... | | |
| Chad | There can be only one. But there can be 3.5 sequels. | | |
| slacker | Life is short, SLACK OFF !!! | | |
| spyder | Hiding one's head in the sand only leaves the posterior prone to a boot | | |
| Lofty | DUDE, you just Malvined Death! | | |
| Lofty | Quick Release the Mongoose! | | |
| eztune | Better to have a bird in the hand, than to have one overhead. | | |
| neptunium | ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! | | |
| neptunium | SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB! | | |
| spider | Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak | | |
| Marler | The woman is mobile and I feel myself to mobiliere | | |
| James | Even a fool seems wise when he keeps his mouth shut! | | |
| fsailor | Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever. 'Mahatma Ghandi' | | |
| mutiny | Rule #1 - Never change the deal | | |
| mutiny | Rule #2 - No names | | |
| mutiny | Rule #3 - Never open the package | | |
| AndyStewart | Never argue with an idiot - they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience... | | |
| duh | "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) | | |
| duh | "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) | | |
| duh | "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." (Albert Einstein) | | |
| duh | "Would you call that a design problem or a launch problem?" --the movie Real Genius | | |
| duh | A Runtime error has occurred. Do you wish to debug? | | |
| duh | I am not a merry man! | | |
| duh | "It's not safe out here! It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid." -- "Q" | | |
| duh | Nobody taught me how to do this stuff. Figure it out yourself. You won't break anything...probably. | | |
| duh | I love mankind. It's people I can't stand. | | |
| duh | "I hate the living." --L, MIB | | |
| duh | Aging is better than the alternative. | | |
| duh | Something wonderful is going to happen. | | |
| duh | Let's surf the probability waves. | | |
| duh | probability waves back | | |
| duh | We didn't get much done today, but we'll give 'em hell tomorrow. | | |
| CanukKev | Sure blame me. It wasn't my fault. How was I supposed to know you poured gas on the floor? Sheeeeesh, I mean, I have to throw my matches somewhere.... | | |
| CanukKev | I used to be a necrophiliac, but then I got a divorce. | | |
| CanukKev | I wish i was Parker Bros. Inc. Then, I'd have a clue. | | |
| dcooper | No matter where you go there you are. | | |
| AndyStewart | Your lucky color has faded. | | |
| AndyStewart | You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd. | | |
| AndyStewart | Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. (Snoopy) | | |
| AndyStewart | The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group. | | |
| AndyStewart | If you cannot convince them, confuse them. | | |
| AndyStewart | "Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack." | | |
| CanukKev | Okay, I admit it... JARREK RULES... I DROOL..... | | |
| Chad | People Suck | | |
| bconley | Indecision may or may not be my problem. | | |
| necro97 | La religión es el opio de todos los pueblos, K.Marx | | |
| danruiid | Normalcy is a fallacy propagated by the insecure. | | |
| lawsy | Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup ? | | |
| lawsy | Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass? | | |
| lawsy | If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong ? | | |
| lawsy | If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? | | |
| lawsy | If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ? | | |
| lawsy | Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? | | |
| lawsy | What do you call male ballerinas? | | |
| lawsy | Is French kissing in France just called kissing? | | |
| lawsy | Why does mineral ! water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries'have a 'use by' date? | | |
| lawsy | If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? | | |
| karmic | There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. | | |
| hey | Trust GOD! | | |
| karmic | All you need is love - Queen Elquein | | |
| karmic | Always choose your friends among your enemies, and you'll be magnanimous and invincible. | | |
| noize | Rehab is for quitters and quitters never win! | | |
| TheOx | You don't need brains to be a genius | | |
| Maurynna | Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. | | |
| Maurynna | I see dumb people. They're everywhere. They don't even know that they're dumb. | | |
| Afterdark | Speak softly and carry a big stick | | |
| James | Time's fun when you're having flies! | | |
| James | "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" ~ The Treasure of The Sierra Madre, 1948 | | |
| AndyStewart | PC Support is governed by the 3 R's - Reboot, Reimage, Replace... | | |
| Born2Lead | There is more to life than having everything ! | | |
| Born2Lead | Trust GOD ! Good Offline Dude. | | |
| Born2Lead | SOAP : Simple Object Access Protocol (See Other Astonished Programmer) | | |
| zippy | The noob within will always haunt you. | | |
| gLue | If you knew everything you would actually know nothing because there wouldn’t be anything to know! | | |
| Hulagrrl | Marriage is like a glass house crying out for a brick. | | |
| Chad | Where do you people COME FROM!? | | |
| Chad | MOD: Immortality | | |
| Chad | MOD: MOD: MOD: I can't stop | | |
| Manqso | :: Running away :: I didnt do it ... I didnt do it ... | | |
| pmontoyach | Las cosas no cambian: cambiamos nosotros. | | |
| karmic | A friend with weed is a friend indeed. | | |
| AndyStewart | If at 1st you don't succeed, give up - no sense being a damn fool all your life... | | |
| karmic | Believing that God exists is one thing; believing in him is something totally different. | | |
| wrkalot | Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps | | |
| darkman424 | "Hell, rising from a thousand thrones Shall do it reverence." - *Edgar Allen Poe* The City In the Sea, IV ll.11-12 | | |
| James | ~ R T F M ~ | | |
| Jerry | A general protection fault has caused a fatal error. Dumping physical memory to disc. | | |
| technopagan | wherever you go ... there you are! | | |
| Dan DaMan | Expect a Miracle! | | |
| Matt | The odds of this quote ever appearing are about 1 in 5000 -- YOU ARE THE LUCKY WINNER!! | | |
| karmic | Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script. | | |
| karmic | The world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum. | | |
| abzorba | Never trust a man left alone with a tea cosy who doesn't try it on | | |
| Manqso | Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses ... Damn, them are plastic too | | |
| Manqso | Take one for the team ... | | |
| James | Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? | | |
| drewm1 | Don't eat yellow snow | | |
| Colin Harban | Keyboard Error: cf00ff: No Keyboard found....Press F1 to Resume | | |
| Trubadurix | Du ska itte trø i graset, spee spira lyt få stå.. | | |
| spider | 60% of all statistics are made up on the spot | | |
| SamEdney | "Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half the CV's away before you even look at them" - David Brent, The Office BBC2 | | |
| SamEdney | Do androids dream of electric sheep? | | |
| SamEdney | Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. | | |
| SamEdney | Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator | | |
| SamEdney | Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl | | |
| SamEdney | Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. | | |
| SamEdney | You never ever run out of salt. | | |
| SamEdney | You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. | | |
| SamEdney | Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. | | |
| Drone | No Matter Where You Go, There You Are... | | |
| SamEdney | If there's one thing everyone should do it their lives its | | |
| virtualabyss | All We Are Is Dust In The Wind | | |
| Drone | If hot air rises, why are the mountains so cold :) | | |
| Drone | The spoon does not bend | | |
| Drone | what's in a name....letters I believe | | |
| Drone | These are my cheezy puffs!!! | | |
| Drone | Bad Kitty, Bad Kitty!! | | |
| Drone | I should have stayed in bed :( | | |
| MrBester | Mutate now and beat the rush | | |
| MrBester | Beware of Greeks bearing gifts^W^W^WTrojans, they're stupid | | |
| MrBester | Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day | | |
| MrBester | Funny is in the eye of the beholder | | |
| MrBester | If our brains were simple enough for us to understand, we'd be so simple we couldn't | | |
| thusarik | "Donuts, Is there anything they CAN'T do?"--Homer Simpson | | |
| WS1O | When it comes to timing, comedy is everything | | |
| WS1O | If it wasn't for time, everything would happen at once | | |
| WS1O | I can't wait for Hell to freeze over, because I'm going to have TONS of dates! | | |
| Puppetmaster 2.1 | I'm not perfect cause i'm humble. | | |
| Colin Harban | I wouldn't be a member of any forum that would except someone like me as a member! | | |
| PlanetContra | HE'S A CACA POO POO | | |
| fireball | TTP? Oh it stands for "The TTP Project" | | |
| festivista97 | What should not happen WILL happen in the worst possible moment. This is Murphy's Law. But what about the law itself ? | | |
| karmic | I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar. Then I'd have all my money back. | | |
| Liu | Quanto altius ascendit homo, lapsus tanto altius cadit | | |
| Liu | Vitium impotens virtus vocatur | | |
| Liu | Gaudeamus igitur, iuvenes dum sumus | | |
| Liu | Rem tene, verba sequentur | | |
| jleigh | If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. | | |
| jleigh | If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit? | | |
| Col.G | There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.- Frank Zappa | | |
| MeasuringSpoon | "A man can be destroyed but not defeated." Ernest Hemingway | | |
| Shawn | "Do...or do not, there is no 'try'" - Yoda | | |
| Shawn | Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian! | | |
| Shawn | That's not a Bug, it's a Feature!! | | |
| Shawn | Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive! | | |
| Shawn | Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. | | |
| Shawn | Assumption is the mother of all screwups | | |
| Shawn | To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer | | |
| Shawn | MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile | | |
| Shawn | Where am I and what am I doing in this handbasket? | | |
| Shawn | Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context... | | |
| Shawn | Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. | | |
| Shawn | Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you. | | |
| Shawn | Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP! | | |
| Shawn | Debugging=removing bugs. Programming=putting them in. | | |
| Shawn | Do not disturb. I'm disturbed quite enough already. | | |
| Shawn | A feature is a bug with seniority. | | |
| Shawn | Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps. | | |
| Shawn | Don't you dare cloud my opinions with facts! | | |
| Shawn | Now back to my evil money-grabbing agenda... | | |
| Shawn | I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage. | | |
| Shawn | Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. | | |
| Shawn | Tact, (n): The unsaid part of what you are thinking | | |
| Shawn | History repeats itself because nobody listens. | | |
| Shawn | Screw the Prime Directive... give the Borg a copy of Windows! | | |
| Shawn | Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? | | |
| Shawn | Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill | | |
| Shawn | Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload. | | |
| Shawn | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. | | |
| Shawn | If at first you do succeed, hide your astonishment. | | |
| Shawn | All's fair in love, war, and statistics! | | |
| Shawn | Famous last words - "Double dare me!" | | |
| Shawn | Famous last words - "What does this button do?" | | |
| Shawn | Famous last words - "What duck?" | | |
| Shawn | There is no 'patch' for stupidity. | | |
| Shawn | For Sys Admins paranoia isn't a mental health problem, its a marketable job skill. | | |
| Shawn | In God we Trust - all others must submit an X.509 certificate. -- Charles Forsythe <forsythe@alum.mit.edu> | | |
| Shawn | Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless. | | |
| Shawn | Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop. | | |
| Shawn | "I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last the year." -- Chief Business Editor, Prentice Hall, 1957 | | |
| Shawn | "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." -- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 | | |
| Shawn | "Computers in the future may weigh no more than one-and-a-half tonnes." -- Popular Mechanics, 1949 | | |
| Shawn | "There is no reason anyone in the right state of mind will want a computer in their home." -- Ken Olson, President of Digital Equipment Corp, 1977 | | |
| Shawn | God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man. | | |
| Shawn | At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer. | | |
| Shawn | Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked. | | |
| Shawn | BUG, n.: An undesirable, poorly-understood undocumented feature. | | |
| Shawn | "User n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him." -- The Devil's Dictionary to Computer Studies | | |
| Shawn | "Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations." -- Murphy's Law of Line Printers | | |
| Shawn | The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. | | |
| Shawn | During the next two hours, the network will be going up and down several times, often with lin~po_~{po~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_ ~{o[po~y oods | | |
| Shawn | Information Center, n.: A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to tell you why you cannot have the information you require. | | |
| Shawn | Real Time, adj.: Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there and then. | | |
| Shawn | "Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle." -- Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming | | |
| Shawn | "If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong." -- Norm Schryer | | |
| Shawn | Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction - from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work. | | |
| Shawn | "Linux is not portable." -- Linus Torvalds | | |
| Shawn | "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats." -- Howard Aiken, IBM engineer | | |
| Shawn | I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain | | |
| Shawn | Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -- Plato | | |
| Shawn | "Who controls the past controls the future." -- George Orwell in his book, "1984" | | |
| Shawn | "Where the press is free, and every man able to read, all is safe." -- Thomas Jefferson | | |
| Shawn | Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. -- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930) | | |
| Shawn | Warning: The most valuable item on this property is loaded, and has no trigger lock. | | |
| Shawn | "Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson | | |
| Shawn | Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. -- William Pitt (1759-1806) | | |
| Shawn | Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. -- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) | | |
| Shawn | We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. -- Aesop (~550 BC) | | |
| Shawn | "To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions." -- Benjamin Franklin | | |
| Shawn | Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. | | |
| Shawn | When you hold out your hands for government money, the clinking you hear is the shackles being snapped onto your wrists. | | |
| Shawn | "If we were directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should all want bread." -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) | | |
| Shawn | "One man with courage is a majority." -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) | | |
| Shawn | "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." -- Mao Tse-Tung (1893-1976) | | |
| Shawn | "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." -- Lord Acton (1834-1902) | | |
| Shawn | Pro is to con as progress is to congress. | | |
| Shawn | "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." -- Tacitus (A.D. 55?-130?) | | |
| Shawn | "I cannot believe that war is the best solution. No one won the last war and no one will win the next." -- Eleanor Roosevelt | | |
| Shawn | "When we assumed the Soldier, we did not lay aside the Citizen." -- General George Washington | | |
| Shawn | "Government corruption is always reported in the past tense." -- The Watergate Principle | | |
| Shawn | The burden of proof is not satisfied by a lack of evidence to the contrary. | | |
| Shawn | "It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself." -- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782 | | |
| Shawn | "People separated from their history are easily persuaded." -- Karl Marx | | |
| Shawn | "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -- Voltaire | | |
| Shawn | "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." -- Albert Einstein | | |
| Shawn | No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming. -- Outside A Muffler Shop | | |
| Shawn | "You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything -- even poverty -- you can survive it." -- Bill Cosby | | |
| Shawn | Children have more need of models, than of critics. | | |
| Shawn | "Success is the sum of detail." -- Harvey S. Firestone | | |
| Shawn | "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." -- Plato | | |
| Shawn | "I hate quotations." -- Emerson | | |
| Shawn | "Life is a tragedy in close shot, and a comedy in long shot." -- Charlie Chaplin | | |
| Shawn | "Who shall decide when doctors disagree?" -- Alexander Pope | | |
| Shawn | "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." -- Mark Twain | | |
| Shawn | Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something. | | |
| Shawn | "Sincerity. I could fake that." - Hawkeye (MASH) | | |
| Shawn | "Definition of courage: 'Grace under pressure.'" -- Ernest Hemingway | | |
| Shawn | To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -- George Orwell | | |
| Shawn | "Integrity has no need of rules." -- Albert Camus | | |
| Shawn | "Guess if you can, choose if you dare." -- Pierre Corneille | | |
| Shawn | If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor. | | |
| Shawn | "A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men." -- Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory | | |
| Shawn | "Love truth, and pardon error." -- Voltaire | | |
| Shawn | "If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again." -- Calvin and Hobbes | | |
| Shawn | "If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance." -- George Bernard Shaw | | |
| Shawn | "I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor." -- Martha Stewart | | |
| Shawn | "No matter how much you nurse a grudge, it won't get better." -- Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching | | |
| Shawn | "Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist." -- Harrison Ford, as Indiana Jones | | |
| Shawn | "If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith." -- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) | | |
| Shawn | "The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers." -- Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826) | | |
| Shawn | "Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead." -- Chinese Proverb | | |
| Shawn | Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something. -- Thomas A. Edison | | |
| Shawn | "You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was." -- Irish Proverb | | |
| Shawn | Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. | | |
| Shawn | "If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role." -- Boy George | | |
| Shawn | "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." -- Will Rogers | | |
| Shawn | "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun." -- Matt Groening | | |
| Shawn | "I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back." -- Henny Youngman | | |
| Shawn | "By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher." -- Socrates (470-399 B.C.) | | |
| Shawn | "First secure an independent income, then practice virtue." -- Greek Proverb | | |
| Shawn | "Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine." -- Robert C. Gallagher | | |
| Shawn | "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." -- Chinese proverb | | |
| Shawn | "Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them." -- Louis B. Nizer | | |
| Shawn | "A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing." -- George Bernard Shaw | | |
| Shawn | "Make things simple, not simpler." -- Erasmus | | |
| Shawn | "I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." -- Isaac Asimov | | |
| Shawn | Genuine Wisdom is knowing what you are talking about but deciding to keep your mouth shut. | | |
| Shawn | The best time to miss a train is at a crossing. | | |
| Shawn | "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result" -- Albert Einstein | | |
| Shawn | "Only in American banks can you find the pens chained to the counter and the doors wide open." -- Branden Kerr | | |
| Shawn | "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" -- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) | | |
| Shawn | "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -- Sigmund Freud | | |
| Shawn | "The victor will never be asked if he told the truth." -- Adolf Hitler | | |
| Shawn | Of the three, being high quality, reasonable cost, and quick speed, you can have only 2. | | |
| Shawn | "The only secure computer is one that's unplugged, locked in a safe, and buried 20 feet under the ground in a secret location... and i'm not even too sure about that one." -- Dennis Huges, FBI | | |
| Shawn | "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three." -- Alice Kahn | | |
| Shawn | "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." -- Isaac Asimov | | |
| Shawn | "Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another." -- Doctor Who | | |
| Shawn | “There is not one wise man in twenty that will praise himself.“ -- William Shakespeare | | |
| Shawn | "...although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were..." -- Winnie the Pooh | | |
| Shawn | "Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it" -- Santayana | | |
| Shawn | “The time has come,” the Walrus said, “To talk of many things: Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.” -- Lewis Carroll | | |
| - Gaz - | "Before mocking someone, walk a mile in their shoes - that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes when you do eventually mock them." | | |
| - Gaz - | "640K of RAM should be just about enough for anyone" -- Bill Gates | | |
| karmic | TLA? That's a Three-Letter Acronym | | |
| Jimmy | LXIX ~ When in Rome, do as the Romans do ~ | | |
| Jimmy | They say procrastination is the reason for my sorrow / I don't know what that big word means, I'll look it up tomorrow | | |
| RazorFish | Why is there always sooo much month left at the end of the money? | | |
| karmic | Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. -- Law of Differentiated Gravitation | | |
| karmic | In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way. -- Law of Sonic Amplification | | |
| karmic | Everything explodes. Everything. -- The Law of Inherent Combustibility | | |
| karmic | Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. -- Law of Phlogistatic Emission | | |
| karmic | People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle. -- Law of Inconsequential Undetectability | | |
| karmic | All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason. -- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism | | |
| karmic | The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced. -- Law of Nominative Clamovocation | | |
| Blair | I Wasn't Shouting At You...... It Was My Monkey! | | |
| Blair | Money Can't Buy You Friends, But You Do Get A Better Class Of Enemy | | |
| Blair | 'Madam, I Am Drunk, You Are Fat And Ugly. Tomorrow I Will Be Sober.' - Winston Churchill, responding to a woman at a party. | | |
| satchalen | I am a genious! | | |
| karmic | They're laughing WITH us!!! | | |
| karmic | My computer can't fly, I know that from experience. | | |
| karmic | "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." -Churchill | | |
| karmic | Look people die and thats their business I just take over from then on. It'd be a bloody stupid world if people got killed without dieing wouldn't it? - Death | | |
| karmic | To spam or not to spam.... That is the question. | | |
| karmic | I tell ye what, Sonny Jim, Ah ate a baby! That's right, a baby! The other, other white meat! Baby, it's what's for dinner.-Fat Bastard, Austin Powers 2 | | |
| karmic | You may laugh in the face of danger, but it will be a cold, nervous, unconvincing little laugh... | | |
| karmic | They'll make bigger boards, with bigger nails. And eventually, they'll make a board with a nail so big it will DESTROY ALL MANKIND! | | |
| karmic | Golly, I'd hate to have a kid like me. | | |
| karmic | The whole day stretches before us with unlimited opportunity! And what better way to appreciate that opportunity than by squandering it watching cartoons all day!-Calvin(Calvin and Hobbes) | | |
| PlanetContra | Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. Kill a million and you're a conqueror. | | |
| Scott | On Error Resume Next | | |
| skwatch | I Never Sleep, Cuz Sleep is the Cousin of Death! (Nas/Illmatic) | | |
| hoo | If you knew you were dying tomarrow would you act this way | | |
| Troy | [Question] How do you know he's a king? [Answer] He ain't got shit all oer 'im. | | |
| Mau'dib | Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein | | |
| Mau'dib | Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value - Albert Einstein | | |
| Mau'dib | There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path - Morpheus | | |
| Mau'dib | Search others for their virtues, yourself for your vices - Benjamin Franklin | | |
| MsJ_uk | A blind man riding by on a white horse can see it... | | |
| Mike K. | If you have a thing to sell, and go and whisper in a well, your not so apt to get the dollars as he who climbs a tree and HOLLERS! | | |
| Mike K. | Good enough, isn't. - Mike Keeney | | |
| Mike K. | How do you know when a southern man is about to die? When he says "Hey ya'll, watch this." | | |
| Mike K. | Real men don't tinkle. | | |
| awistaiw | There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't. (See the T-Shirts @ www.thinkgeek.com) | | |
| awistaiw | SELECT * FROM management WHERE clue > 0 (See the T-Shirts @ www.thinkgeek.com) | | |
| costus | "The only rule that's always true is there's an exception to every rule..." -Chris's Law | | |
| vanwinkkk | "To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions." -- Benjamin Franklin | | |
| ckinson | Some days your the Statue, Other days your the Pigeon!! | | |
| tambora | When at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. | | |
| tambora | Always remember to pillage before you burn. | | |
| tambora | It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. | | |
| tambora | "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited, imagination encircles the world"-Albert Einstein | | |
| eztune | You know your idea is a success when it is stolen. | | |
| tambora | Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln | | |
| tambora | The person who starts by saying "maybe I'm wrong" is often right. | | |
| Dunrobin | If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' til ya do suck seed! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! (Curly Howard) | | |
| LordShalimar | You know how stupid the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are stupider than that!!! - Dobbs | | |
| LordShalimar | "Ignorant until proven stupid" -- Seth Hopkinson | | |
| LordShalimar | " Format C: " Just Try it. You'll love it. | | |
| LordShalimar | Who is General Failure and why is he reading my Hard Drive? | | |
| LordShalimar | "Great spirits have always encountered serious opposition from mediocre minds" - Albert Einstein | | |
| tambora | There is no justice. There's just us! | | |
| tambora | He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. | | |
| tambora | When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? | | |
| tambora | If God didn't exist, it would be necessary to create him. | | |
| tambora | Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. | | |
| Svpernot | "Say hello to mah lil' friend!" - Tony Montana | | |
| Svpernot | "Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in!" - Michael Corleone | | |
| Svpernot | "On a scale of one-to-awesome, I'm super-great!" - Strongbad | | |
| Svpernot | "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger | | |
| los | "Just because it's newer, doesn't mean it's better!" | | |
| Rawhide | There are two types of people in this world, and you ain't one of them!! | | |
| Blair | Dimpled balls fly the furtherest. | | |
| Blair | It says something about filling my mouth in with concrete. | | |
| Dunrobin | "One of us is crazy, and it ain't YOU!" (Larry Fine) | | |
| WeirDave | Never do anything yourself that others can do for you. - Agatha Christie (1890 - 1976) | | |
| MrBester | "Profanity is the last resort of inarticulate motherf***ers." - VJ: alt.tasteless | | |
| Muis | "Press any key to continue" Where's the any key? | | |
| tlp | the more you study the more you know, the more you know the more you forget, the more you forget the less you know ... so ... why study??? | | |
| aswanderers | The only easy day was yesterday | | |
| Blair | You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, which is long enough to be President of the USA. | | |
| Fin | "I always endeavor to be frank, yet diplomatic. Failing that, I will be blunt." -Tom Null, President Citadel Records | | |
| Fin | "If you think you understood what I just said, then you didn't understand what I just said." -Alan Greenspan | | |
| Fin | "No matter how cynical you get, it’s impossible to keep up." -Lily Tomlin | | |
| Fin | Fear is just excitement in need of an attitude adjustment. | | |
| Denimar | God knows everything, but Denimar knows it better...... | | |
| skaue | My first and last SQL-injection: ;;;DELETE FROM USERS;;; | | |
| Jeroen | "If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." -- Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine | | |
| Fin | Is the glass half empty or half full? I dunno, how come you only got half a glass? | | |
| djinn | I was going to set up a political party (PAP) - (Political Apathy Party).. but couldn't be ar**d | | |
| Crinale | "GIR! Release the monkeys!!" - Zim | | |
| Crinale | New way to free up ram, and it doesnt require a download or ANYTHING!!!! all you have to do, is hit "Alt + F4". instantly you will have more free ram on your computer | | |
| Crinale | *watches his computer going slow* ..... *opens case* ..... *finds dust bunny the size of a basketball* ... ... ... ... *falls over half dead* | | |
| Crinale | I bE vErY tHpEtHiAl .... WiLl J00 b3 mY FrEInD? | | |
| Crinale | "you know you are an irc addict when you start using '/me action' in everyday speech" | | |
| Crinale | Hi, my name is Will, and can you please tell people to stop shooting firearms at me? It gets really annoying | | |
| Crinale | Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom... (10 years later) Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom .... The end. OO...was dat? | | |
| vedran | jebote... | | |
| cyberdrone2000 | So anything I type will just show up here? | | |
| cminman | Whos ya Daddy? | | |
| Sunshades | If I can't remember it it hasn't happened and if it did it's NOT MY FAULT! | | |
| PJB | if you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning | | |
| PJB | If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. | | |
| Jeroen | "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time" -- Robin Williams | | |
| KnightRider | In the event of a volcano.. duck and cover! | | |
| Dunrobin | To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil you're overdoing it! | | |
| Milestone | If the Surgon ATTY General told us for the last 35 years that we could catch aids through the ears by listening to assholes, we would all be in trouble! | | |
| zef | tás aqui tás ali | | |
| staticjake2 | dont feel rushed just hurry | | |
| staticjake2 | when in the blue just think something nastae | | |
| staticjake2 | dont ever be alone just be with someone you can get down and dirty with | | |
| staticjake2 | knowone ever put's conments in pick's?? was up | | |
| staticjake2 | Chaos Reigns Within, Reflect, Repent, and Reboot, Order shall return | | |
| staticjake2 | bndshfguibehrijhwtriugphbntrubguirtbguiuirthguwreht5wurt is that enouth.... | | |
| karmic | Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN. | | |
| spider | "LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PRETTY AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING: WOW.... WHAT A RIDE !!!" | | |
| Blair | Is "Fire Danger: Low" a challenge? | | |
| Blair | Oxymoron: Microsoft Works | | |
| Blair | Oxymoron: Airline food | | |
| Blair | Oxymoron: Smart users | | |
| Blair | If you kill one person, it is a tragedy. But if you kill one million, it is a statistic. | | |
| Blair | In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And darkness was on the face of the deep; this was due to a malfunction at Lots Road Power Station. | | |
| Blair | And God said, Let there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. | | |
| Blair | And God saw the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and that was not good. | | |
| Blair | And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it. | | |
| Blair | And God said, Let the seas bring forth that that hath life, flooding the market with fish fingers, fishburgers and grade-three salmon. | | |
| Blair | And God said, Let the earth bring forth cattle and creeping things, and there came cows, and the BBC Board of Governors. | | |
| Blair | On the seventh day God ended his work, but Datsun of Coventry workers went on time and a half, and God rested from all His work with complete backing from Arthur Scargill and the miners. | | |
| Blair | God blessed the seventh day, as did all the Pakistani corner shops. | | |
| Blair | Every plant, every herb was in earth for the Good Lord had not caused it to rain; because of this Bob Geldof had to raise fifty million quid with Live Aid. | | |
| Trekman | Whoever believes in beauty sleep never saw a woman wake up... | | |
| Blair | Handy Hint: Save money on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. To simulate a hangover next morning, drink a thimblefull of dishwashing liquid and repeatedly bang your head against the wall. | | |
| tjhilder | I catch Colds better then I catch Trains | | |
| Crazy | I grew up listening to music. Now... I'm growing old playing it | | |
| costus | The only rule that's always true is there's an exception to every rule. -Chris's Law | | |
| theman | que pasa? | | |
| drterylene | People will always be tempted to wipe their feet on anything with "Welcome" written on it. - Andy Partridge | | |
| Arcorn | Boredem is what you make of it | | |
| neptunium | Ooga Booga Nyuk Nyuk BLEH! | | |
| danurve | Three out of five voices told me to just stay home, and clean my guns. | | |
| Zcorpio | You're not stupid! You're just having bad luck when tryin' to think! | | |
| Stormm | Give me ambiguity, or give me something else! | | |
| Stormm | Due to budget constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. | | |
| Stormm | "The entwives left us when they discovered that we had wood peckers." -Treebeard, from Lord of the Rings | | |
| cbw | They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic voices - thats nothing, play it forwards and it installs Windows!! | | |
| AKA Arizona | "Before you can have an average you must 1st have an extreme, Im working on the extreme" Deputy Dave | | |
| neptunium | As seen on a Levitra TV ad: "See our ad in The Family Handyman" | | |
| neptunium | Define irony: creator of "Charlie the Tuna" drowns. | | |
| neptunium | Of course I don't look busy - I just don't give a damn! | | |
| > Evil E. < | in memory of neptunium : we'll miss you, Pete... :o( | | |
| > Evil E. < | 1f u c4n r34d 7h1$ 7h3n u r34lly n33d 70 g37 l41d | | |
| Largo | Good Things Come to Those Who Wait ... | | |
| AftrBrnr | "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you" | | |
| anuradha_cs | You don't really forget someone, you learn to live without them. | | |
| shadez | "I might have some smarts, but I'm no rocket surgeon!" -Mark Diamond | | |
| shadez | "You'd make a great girlfriend, if you didn't have a d*ck." -Anon | | |
| shadez | "He's done more U-turns than a dodgy plumber." Hillary Clinton speaking about her Husband | | |
| shadez | "You know, Timmy, sometimes the car doesn't fall far from the tree." -Police Squad | | |
| danurve | Aim small, miss small - from the Patriot | | |
| OttoLund | If a bug is absent, it will always be created | | |
| chiqnlips | ...it's the cheesiest! | | |
| fbridge | "If people really knew [the truth], the war would be stopped tomorrow. But of course they don't know, and can't know." ~David Lloyd George (27 Dec 1917) | | |
| Violent Rein | A difference is only a difference if it makes a difference. | | |
| Violent Rein | "When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car." ~Jack Handey | | |
| Violent Rein | "We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me." ~Jack Handey | | |
| Violent Rein | "I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." ~Jack Handey | | |
| Violent Rein | "Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants." ~ Jack Handey | | |
| goober | "Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein | | |
| goober | "When sea was calm / all ships alike / showed mastership in floating." - William Shakespeare | | |
| tofin | The problem with people is, they don't know what the problem is | | |
| ciancomp | Just because you can do something does not mean you should! | | |
| ciancomp | Just because you can do something does not mean you will. | | |
| SyNguyen | Không có người phụ nữ xấu , chỉ có người phụ nữ không có tiền làm đẹp | | |
| SyNguyen | Xăng có thể cạn , lốp có thể mòn , song số máy và số khung thì không bao giờ thay đổi | | |
| SyNguyen | Không biết dựa cột mà nghe,cứ le te người ta đấm cho vỡ mõm | | |
| SyNguyen | Hận đời đen bạc - Hận kẻ bạc tình - Hận cả gia đình - Hận luôn hàng xóm | | |
| SyNguyen | Miếng ngon giữa đàng, ai đàng hoàng là dại | | |
| SyNguyen | Nhân nhượng là tự sát , độc ác là huy hoàng | | |
| SyNguyen | Vạn sự khởi đầu nan, gian nan bắt đầu nản | | |
| SyNguyen | Được voi đòi.....Hai Bà Trưng | | |
| SyNguyen | Không mày đố thầy dạy ai | | |
| SyNguyen | Con gái đẹp là con gái trong mơ, con gái ngoan là con gái...trong nhà trẻ | | |
| SyNguyen | 1 cô gái đứng trước tôi mà cúi mặt xuống có nghĩa là cô ấy đang thẹn thùng vì thích tôi, còn nếu tôi mà nhìn xuống trước mặt 1 cô gái thì đơn giản là tôi thích...cặp đùi của cô ấy | | |
| SyNguyen | Không phải người đàn bà nào cũng đẹp và không phải người đẹp nào cũng là đàn bà | | |
| SyNguyen | Có 1 cô gái sẵn sàng chết vì tôi, bạn có biết vì sao không,Vì cô ấy thà chết còn hơn phải yêu tôi... | | |
| SyNguyen | Yêu em chẳng biết để đâu - Để trong nòng súng lâu lâu anh bóp cò..! | | |
| SyNguyen | Tiên học lễ hậu học .......ăn | | |
| SyNguyen | Bầu ơi thương lấy bí cùng ......mai sau có lúc nấu chung một nồi | | |
| SyNguyen | Con nhà tông không giống lông .....đỡ giống khỉ | | |
| SyNguyen | Hữu duyên thiên lý năng tương ngộ ,vô duyên đối mặt cự um sùm | | |
| SyNguyen | Có công mài sắt có ngày...... chai tay | | |
| SyNguyen | Trèo cao ngã đau ,trèo thấp ngã cũng đau | | |
| SyNguyen | Ăn quả nhớ kẻ trồng cây ,chặt cây nhớ coi cảnh sát | | |
| SyNguyen | Học đi đôi với hành ,hành đi đôi với tỏi | | |
| SyNguyen | Ăn trông nồi ,ngồi trông người bên cạnh | | |
| SyNguyen | Qua cầu ngả nón trông cầu ,cầu bao nhiêu nhịp tốn xăng dầu bấy nhiêu | | |
| SyNguyen | Nói tiếng anh như gió, gặp từ khó ta … bắn sang tiếng Việt | | |
| SyNguyen | 100% phụ nữ việt nam cho rằng kotex hút máu nhanh hơn muỗi | | |
| SyNguyen | Bạn có thể là anh hùng nếu bạn tên là Hùng và bạn có 1 đứa em | | |
| SyNguyen | Bạn có thể là bác sĩ mà không cần học nếu bạn tên Sĩ và có 1 đứa cháu | | |
| SyNguyen | Khi có con mèo đen đi qua trước mặt bạn thì điều đó có nghĩa là nó đang đi đâu đó | | |
| SyNguyen | Bọn này đúng là càng lớn càng ... nhiều tuổi | | |
| SyNguyen | Nếu ở gần một người mà bạn thấy thời gian trôi thật nhanh còn khi xa người đó bạn lại thấy thời gian trôi qua thật chậm thì bạn nên đem đồng hồ đi sửa | | |
| SyNguyen | Quân tử nhất ngôn là quân tử dại. Quân tử nhai di nhai lại là quân tử khôn | | |
| SyNguyen | Ai bảo chăn trâu là khổ, tôi nay chăn nàng còn khổ hơn chăn trâu | | |
| SyNguyen | Cá không ăn muối cá ươn, con không ăn muối.....thiếu iot rồi con ơi | | |
| SyNguyen | Nước mắt em đang rơi ướt nhoè dòng chữ ....(viết thư điện tử cho người yêu.) | | |
| SyNguyen | Sao cái thằng ấy dốt thế, mình không biết mới hỏi nó chứ! | | |
| SyNguyen | Vịt là 1 loài có 2 chân, chạy nhanh hơn ... rùa, bay cao hơn...chuột, tuy nhiên lại bơi kém con... cá | | |
| SyNguyen | Muốn diệt chuột xin bạn hãy mua 1 khẩu AK47 và 10 băng đạn,lùa chuột vào nhà rồi đóng cửa lại , sau đó bắn đạn qua cửa sổ cho đến khi nào không nghe thấy tiếng kêu nào nữa thì thôi. Nhớ chọn loại súng tốt và đạn có sức công phá. | | |
| SyNguyen | Ðừng bao giờ xem Tivi mà quên chưa cắm điện, và nhớ là đang ăn thì không được đánh răng đâu đấy | | |
| SyNguyen | Một dòng sông mà chia làm 2 nhánh có nghĩa là ... nó bị tõe làm 2 nhánh (kết quả nghiên cứu sau 30 ngày của nhà văn Nguyễn Tuân) | | |
| SyNguyen | Khi bạn gặp chó dại hay rắn độc thì bạn hãy đứng yên để cho nó cắn, vì đằng nào chạy thì nó cũng ... cắn. | | |
| SyNguyen | Bạn có biết ai mà bạn ghét nhất và căm thù nhất không,Ðó chính là ... kẻ thù của bạn. | | |
| SyNguyen | Ðừng hỏi tôi bạn là ai, hãy hỏi mẹ của bạn | | |
| SyNguyen | Nếu bạn không mua được cái gì bằng tiền, bạn hãy tin rằng nó sẽ mua được bằng...nhiều tiền hơn | | |
| SyNguyen | Thà ngu vì thiếu i ốt còn hơn là thiếu i ốt mà vẫn ngu (hic ,nó nói cái gì thế). | | |
| SyNguyen | Bạn có biết Triết học là gì không, tôi xin giải thích "Triết học là 1 hiện tượng luận về hiện tượng mà đôi khi chúng ta luận về hiện tượng đó thì đúng là hiện tượng luận cho nên người ta mới gọi hiện tượng luận là luận về hiện tượng đó nhưng hiện tượng đó đôi khi không là hiện tượng luận nên luận về hiện tượng đó là hiện tượng luận” (thấy chưa, dễ hiểu quá đi, đừng nói triết học khó nữa nhá). | | |
| SyNguyen | Muốn thắng trong điền kinh thì tốt nhất là vừa chạy vừa ... rải đinh | | |
| SyNguyen | Bom nguyên tử là phát minh để ... kết thúc các phát minh khác | | |
| SyNguyen | Nếu bạn mặc quần áo ra đường mà bị chê xấu thì tốt nhất bạn không nên mặc quần áo nữa. | | |
| SyNguyen | Trúc xinh trúc mọc đầu đình. Em xinh em hút thuốc lào cũng xinh | | |
| passacct | asp rules... | | |
| AftrBrnr | A leader who turns and sees no followers is only taking a walk | | |
| moon eyes | do u always look like a freak or is it just me? | | |
| moon eyes | aaaarrrricantfindthespacebar! | | |
| fbridge | Do not put Descartes before da horse. - Ludwig Wittgenstein | | |
| tcniv | aw-hell | | |
| tcniv | my keyboard does not have an any-key on it ! | | |
| thequietman | Cogito ergo sum | | |
| KingArthur | No Place like Home | | |
| zooper | Okay, who farted? | | |
| zooper | If I had a nickel for every dollar I earned | | |
| zooper | ASP is cool, SQL not so much | | |
| zooper | If you are illiterate, please disregard this quote | | |
| zooper | If I told you, that you were gullible, whould you believe me? | | |
| zooper | I'm not paranoid, I know that's what you say behind my back? | | |
| Broc Lee | But it's a dry heat! | | |
| Svends1 | Never eat yellow snow | | |
| mexicanchlie | what is you do in her ? i need help | | |
| alemus | There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither of them works. | | |
| Shullaymahl | Money talks it usually says goodbye. | | |
| Shullaymahl | Where is the link to the owner of the internet? | | |
| Shullaymahl | What is aflack to a duck? The returning fire from geese below. | | |
| Equinox | Deep within man dwell those slumbering powers; powers that would astonish him, that he never dream of possessing; forces that would revolutionize his life if aroused and put into action. - Orison Swett Marden | | |
| Equinox | Phase one. The seed is planted when opposites attract. Can you dig it? It takes the physical to create the physical. | | |
| Equinox | Phase two. The flower blossoms through what seems to be a concrete surface, i.e. greed, racism, insanity, physical and social handicaps. These are the things that moor the flower. Red rose or black rose, no in-between. | | |
| Equinox | Phase three. The judgement. If it were to fall upon you today, which flower would you be. The red rose or the black? | | |
| Jimmytime | Gazpacho is a soup best served cold. | | |
| TomCarver | INeverPayRetail.com | | |
| woltra | lol at cyberdrone2000 ;) | | |
| Mitch_Reiff | Most People Walk In and out of your life But ONLY Friends Leave Foot Prints in YOUR HEART | | |
| Garret H | People shouldn't be afraid of their Government... Their Government should be afraid of them. | | |
| Garret H | An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it. - J. Cooper | | |
